WE have prepared for you, the viewer, a wonderful, short video series called At The Card Table. Created by myself, Jesus Moses, and the incredible, irresistibly cutie pie-ish James Sanders, we will be releasing one video each day starting this Monday (1-21), and ending on the Saturday of that week. Prepare your socks for the reckoning. We’re going to shovel our shovelings deep into you via several of your facial holes, you intelligent beautiful generous friends. Stay tuned. Thank thank thank thank thank you.
An inordinate amount of unicorns
that poke each other with their horns,
sometimes playfully, other times with malice.
An echo of the word “inordinate.”
Expansive gloomy ballrooms from ruined castles.
Unrealistic conceptions of romantic love.
A fat hulking bully called Forever.
Published on Jan 7, 2013
RIP Huell Howser (1945 - 2013)
A tribute to the man who could make anything interesting. This is a random assortment of some of my favorite moments from California’s Gold.
"now that’s an avocado eatin’ dog"
the internet makes me wanna take a nap
i can’t explain why
we are psychics and im
in love? with everyone
literally kissing everyone from afar or up close
i dont know where to walk
to get the miles off my shoes
get the stick and the smoke
the joke puddles
and tear umbrellas
As you may have already noticed I’m taking some time off from adding content to this place. I’m focusing on stand up comedy and music for a little bit and will update stuff less. Anything I’ve done that is significant can be found at Meaningfulsports.com.
I will probably just update twitter here and there: @captain_j_moses. I can be reached by email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I’ll update this if I finish anything.
Otherwise probably not.
But if you want to talk to me, email me. I’ll do that.
The World is not going to End! Fellow Truth Seekers Unite! Watch this Video to Shed Light on Illuminati undertakings!
This is a very important video for those of you who are walking around with your eyes closed.
i will win over the hearts and minds of america with my new segment “sandwich reviews”
please submit your ideal sandwich
please note that i am strict vegan who is allergic to most vegetables, nuts, and wheat.
i will eliminate you. look Me in the Eyes. i am going to Fucking Eliminate You
any video of black friday shoppers should have some fist fights in it. otherwise, get that shit out of here.
i am petitioning to have more black friday shopping videos with fist fights and more metallica background music.
calling shoppers ‘sheeple’ is not okay by the way.
i disagree with the use of that term. see my previous reblog entry for more details.
i appreciate a by-partisan dialogue. if you have your own opinion about fist fights in youtube videos—for example, maybe you think “i’m a little wuss baby and i’m afraid of fights”—then that’s okay.
i will still consider you when i am king of youtube.
but just know, i’m not gonna do what you want. regardless of what you think, i will do as i please.