WE have prepared for you, the viewer, a wonderful, short video series called At The Card Table. Created by myself, Jesus Moses, and the incredible, irresistibly cutie pie-ish James Sanders, we will be releasing one video each day starting this Monday (1-21), and ending on the Saturday of that…
I’m announcing this again because I’m fucking pumped.
WE have prepared for you, the viewer, a wonderful, short video series called At The Card Table. Created by myself, Jesus Moses, and the incredible, irresistibly cutie pie-ish James Sanders, we will be releasing one video each day starting this Monday (1-21), and ending on the Saturday of that week. Prepare your socks for the reckoning. We’re going to shovel our shovelings deep into you via several of your facial holes, you intelligent beautiful generous friends. Stay tuned. Thank thank thank thank thank you.
An inordinate amount of unicorns
that poke each other with their horns,
sometimes playfully, other times with malice.
An echo of the word “inordinate.”
Expansive gloomy ballrooms from ruined castles.
Unrealistic conceptions of romantic love.
A fat hulking bully called Forever.
The Daria…
Published on Jan 7, 2013
RIP Huell Howser (1945 - 2013)
A tribute to the man who could make anything interesting. This is a random assortment of some of my favorite moments from California’s Gold.
“now that’s an avocado eatin’ dog”
the internet makes me wanna take a nap
i can’t explain why
we are psychics and im
in love? with everyone
literally kissing everyone from afar or up close
i dont know where to walk
to get the miles off my shoes
get the stick and the smoke
the joke puddles
giggling muck
and tear umbrellas
…
As you may have already noticed I’m taking some time off from adding content to this place. I’m focusing on stand up comedy and music for a little bit and will update stuff less. Anything I’ve done that is significant can be found at Meaningfulsports.com.
I will probably just update twitter here and there: @captain_j_moses. I can be reached by email at captain.j.moses@gmail.com.
I’ll update this if I finish anything.
Otherwise probably not.
But if you want to talk to me, email me. I’ll do that.
JM
The World is not going to End! Fellow Truth Seekers Unite! Watch this Video to Shed Light on Illuminati undertakings!
This is a very important video for those of you who are walking around with your eyes closed.
