You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger is using Omegle’s mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)

Stranger: was up babes??

You: nada

Stranger: 25f here

You: sup wit chu

You: that’s a good number and letter

Stranger: nice never used this site b4 lol u like it?

You: oh yeah

You: i like it a lot

You: i’m using it for research

Stranger: i noticed alot of hornny people r here lol u oone of them? :)

Stranger: is your cock huge?

You: i mean

You: yeah definitely

Stranger: i have a tight hole :) u wana bang it?

Stranger: skype me if u want babe

You: but i’ve also been wondering about where my thoughts come from

You: like

You: they seem to just pop into my head

You: i can’t understand if i have any control over it

Stranger: i rarely ever give out my skyppe info so please dont make me regret it ok?

You: or maybe i’m like a robot

Stranger: my skype username is HotJenny_pseudocultural

You: and if i’m just a robot

Stranger: ok add me now, im online

Stranger: c u soon

Stranger has disconnected.

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You: i am a certified pen liker

You: a cpl

Stranger: f 19 us

You: it wasn’t easy to become a wine taster in the 90’s

You: they discriminated against me cuz my Tube top

You: but i looked delicious

You: like jicima

You: or a smurf

You: i’ve kind of always thought that “one is not their email addresses”

You: and it’s really about, you know, finding your “Selves”

Stranger has disconnected.

i’m gonna start using this again, but i think i’m gonna change the name to meaningfulsports

You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: M 19

You: what are you here to sin?

You: you better think about it

Stranger: No

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You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You: i am a chat machine tonight

You: geez

You: i just chat and chat

You: how about you

Stranger: asl

You: i’ve never heard of asl. i’m out here in the US

You: how’s asl this time of year?

You: what time is it there?

Stranger has disconnected.

You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You: wtf are you a deist?

You: you fly kites or wtf?

You: i guess i’m sayin wtf

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You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: m

You: i’m sensing that you have a sister

Stranger: nope

You: and she is going to be on an airplane soon

You: does this sound familiar

Stranger: not at all

You: well maybe it’s not a sister

You: but it is somebody who you love deeply

Stranger has disconnected.

You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: M/f

You: no i’m not

You: you are

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You: yeah i’m on facebook

You: twitter too

You: vine, i got a vine.

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: us 20 f~~~q3228S

You: you know i got linked in

Stranger: facilitative.com/c.php?a=NCR8j8 sear6ch Abby2561 cam8 witdh me4 to seeV my ass7, ill8 nakeRd whiQle we chat6

You: i’m all over posts

You: i’m getting likes

You: netflix

Stranger: comNe on ba7by ..so bo0redS50MV

You: yeah even netflix

You: people are all about my tumblr

You: you got tumblr

You: haha

You: yeah

Stranger has disconnected.

You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: Hey there… I’m a guy.

You: 2 many capital letters.

You have disconnected.