May 2013
1 post
working on an exhaustive list of intrinsic goods...
“a lot of people look at me and smile
because they can tell i’m thinking about dancing”
a delight
when written under a pic:
my beard and teeth
March 2013
4 posts
on the first day of class, i, the teacher, walk in, let my giant textbook slam against the podium, take off my jacket, revealing my undershirt, a shiny yellow muscle T. i drop to the floor and began doing push ups—the class: silent—one hour and 19 minutes goes by. i stand up, look thirty people in the eyes at once, a bead of sweat crawls down my forehead.
“you’ve been...
It turns out poetry on the Internet is unhealthy. I’m much happier now guys. Being funny in real life. Love you guys. :-) :-) :-)
i put up a new episode of Jason Reads →
it’s some of Black Like Me
February 2013
7 posts
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Jason Reads, Episode 3, smoke some trees, stay... →
shirley jackson shirley jackson shirley jackson
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Episode 2 of Jason Reeeeaaadddsss →
this time, Kurt Vonnegut
Jason Reads--A New Podcast on MeaningfulSports →
unspecializeart:
a guy reads things. xoxo
just wanted to share this with ya’ll again—in case you were being a sleeeping beauty when it was released last night
Jason Reads--A New Podcast on MeaningfulSports →
a guy reads things. xoxo
I will be doing stand up comedy on the internet...
I think. You can watch it here: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/friday-open-mic-webcast
I will be 5th.
It starts at 9:00 Chicago time.
Thank you to all my buddies.
January 2013
13 posts
UnSpecialArt: HEY EVERYONE I"M BACK TO TELL YOU... →
unspecializeart:
WE have prepared for you, the viewer, a wonderful, short video series called At The Card Table. Created by myself, Jesus Moses, and the incredible, irresistibly cutie pie-ish James Sanders, we will be releasing one video each day starting this Monday (1-21), and ending on the Saturday of that…
I’m announcing this again because I’m fucking pumped.
UnSpecialArt: HEY EVERYONE I"M BACK TO TELL YOU... →
unspecializeart:
WE have prepared for you, the viewer, a wonderful, short video series called At The Card Table. Created by myself, Jesus Moses, and the incredible, irresistibly cutie pie-ish James Sanders, we will be releasing one video each day starting this Monday (1-21), and ending on the Saturday of that…
I’m announcing this again because I’m fucking pumped.
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HEY EVERYONE I"M BACK TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS...
WE have prepared for you, the viewer, a wonderful, short video series called At The Card Table. Created by myself, Jesus Moses, and the incredible, irresistibly cutie pie-ish James Sanders, we will be releasing one video each day starting this Monday (1-21), and ending on the Saturday of that week. Prepare your socks for the reckoning. We’re going to shovel our shovelings deep into you via...
1 tag
sounds like motorhead and wu tang: A Brief Survey... →
ihopeyoudontmindthisname:
An inordinate amount of unicorns
that poke each other with their horns,
sometimes playfully, other times with malice.
An echo of the word “inordinate.”
Expansive gloomy ballrooms from ruined castles.
Unrealistic conceptions of romantic love.
A fat hulking bully called Forever.
The Daria…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=539jdK3eN1o
Published on Jan 7, 2013
RIP Huell Howser (1945 - 2013) A tribute to the man who could make anything interesting. This is a random assortment of some of my favorite moments from California’s Gold.
“now that’s an avocado eatin’ dog”
le oeufs sur le plat: the internet makes me wanna... →
shakyhands:
the internet makes me wanna take a nap i can’t explain why we are psychics and im in love? with everyone literally kissing everyone from afar or up close i dont know where to walk to get the miles off my shoes get the stick and the smoke the joke puddles giggling muck and tear umbrellas …
December 2012
20 posts
Hey Guys
As you may have already noticed I’m taking some time off from adding content to this place. I’m focusing on stand up comedy and music for a little bit and will update stuff less. Anything I’ve done that is significant can be found at Meaningfulsports.com.
I will probably just update twitter here and there: @captain_j_moses. I can be reached by email at...
SHABBY DOLL HOUSE: everyone who has ever been... →
shabbydollhouse:
WRITING
issue one
emily horn & lk shaw kathleen corrigan beach sloth patrick lee emily horn kate shaw serge astapkov jesus moses lk shaw
issue two
olivia lilley & lk shaw jordan castro murdoch lamarche frank jackson beach sloth walter mackey jesus moses
i will win over the hearts and minds of america with my new segment “sandwich reviews”
please submit your ideal sandwich
please note that i am strict vegan who is allergic to most vegetables, nuts, and wheat.
i will eliminate you. look Me in the Eyes. i am going to Fucking Eliminate You
any video of black friday shoppers should have some fist fights in it. otherwise, get that shit out of here.
i am petitioning to have more black friday shopping videos with fist fights and more metallica background music.
calling shoppers ‘sheeple’ is not okay by the way.
i disagree with the use of that term. see my previous reblog entry for more details.
i appreciate a by-partisan...
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insidethevalley replied to your post: i don’t remember how to blog anymore. thanks…
you left us, you cant complain
i only left you electronically. i’m still with you in spirit <3
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is this a poem
ihopeyoudontmindthisname:
“sheeple” could have been a new and great synonym for “ladies” but instead, illuminati specialists on youtube hijacked it and turned it into something about 1984 or something. fuck them.
i’m pretty sure the illuminati isn’t for real.
i don’t remember how to blog anymore. thanks though.
every inch of space in the room is filled by an...
ihopeyoudontmindthisname:
there is no amount of space in the room,
that is not taken up by an animal.
the space between the elephant and the leopard is a horse.
the space between the horse and leopard is filled by a zebra.
a tiger fills the space between a flock of sheep.
death fills the space between the other tiger.
death is an animal.
the room is a metaphor for stupidity.
i open the...
Old School Beryl
ihopeyoudontmindthisname:
I am slowly vibrating. I am in the heart in the brain. I can hear the grandfather clock downstairs. I am on the red chaise lounge in my mother’s childhood room. I am sipping on Protein Chai and munching on citrus fruit cocktail with a bitch named Fruit Cocktail. I’m listening to Webbie. My new bitch putting me onto new shit. Instagram going H.A.M.
i'd like that different energy
ihopeyoudontmindthisname:
that would be if ‘gay’ wasn’t a thing
it’d be like my arm around you indifferently or not
chasing skirts indifferently and no pressure
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all about the numbers.
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i’ve always been attracted to the world jk
i’m in the basement digging a hole
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long talks and that different energy
from me and you foreheads pressed
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trying to get kids to do shit
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i like...
3 tags
my friend bob showed me his comic and it is cool
Idk what else to do. I finished putting out the ebook and I am tired. I want to start another project. How do I do that?
It’s fucking going down at 5.
1 tag
November 2012
50 posts
bang ganging
ihopeyoudontmindthisname:
books, clothes,
books and clothes.
check out my comics,
check what i know.
My bookstore has a cat,
yellow stitches on my toes.
books, clothes,
books and clothes.
don't yell out 'tunnel' when what you really want...
ihopeyoudontmindthisname:
i built a private hallway
like just for me
and over two miles long
at the end of it was a brick
wall and a can of spray paint
really for writing ‘sometimes
after hanging out with you, hell
yeah and aww shit and that was sweet too’
